Thursday, May 23, 2013

All Hail Lululemon

Something I noticed on a trip to Seattle last year made me really happy.

Everywhere I looked there were women wearing fantastic leather boots, knit sweaters, and barely anything in between.

I was certainly aware of yoga pants as a "thing," but aside from the gym or early morning commutes along jogging routes I typically didn't see them in action.



On this trip, however, I was witness to  in opaque, cottony yoga pants, opaque tights, and one young lady near the Seattle University had a long sweater on over sheer pantyhose.

When I flew back east, I wondered why the women I was seeing here weren't in step with the Seattle fashions.  Was this something unique to the Pacific Northwest?  I certainly hoped not.



Little by little, I started seeing more women adopting this look, although generally without the boots I'd seen in Seattle, and tending toward more opaque fabrics.

Lululemon seems to be one of the first companies to market yoga pants.  In fact, they sued Calvin Klein for infringing on their patents.

For men everywhere, from the bottom of all of our hearts, I say, "Thank you."

What's that?  You heard of our gratitude that quickly and you'd like to reward us further?  Howso?

Keep an eye out gents - As of May 2013 Lululemon recalled thousands of yoga pants which turned out to be unintentionally non-opaque.  You never know - the lady next to you could be wearing a pair right now.

- Guy

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Forget the Flip-Flops

Time for a Male Minded fashion tip.

Save the Flip-flops for the beach.  Please.

They are ugly.  Make that UGLY with all caps and a big, bold font.

You can put sequins, rhinestones, pins, or diamonds on them.  You can have straps made of veal-calf leather or spun gold.  It doesn't matter how much you fancy them up they are still ugly.

See?  Ugly.







Seriously. 

If not flip-flops, you may be asking, then what?  What can you wear on your feet in the summer to allow you to be stylish and still not have sweaty feet?

The answer is:  Sandals.  Check 'em out:





These are fantastic, tho you might want to do your nails a little better than hers:





If you absolutely must have beads and other gewgaws on your shoes, these are a fine choice:




And these will get you anything you ask for:



That's it for now. 

-- Guy